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My boys are too young to open their own doors yet, but let me tell you, when they do, they won’t give a @%(* about my car doors or any car door next to it. I should probably just get a minivan.

Nice! Yeah, I need to do my control arm bushings first. (Sitting in my garage along with VANOS rebuild kit.) Then come rear subframe bushings and coilovers or Konis. And then... basically it’s done until it hits 200K and I redo the cooling system again. Supercharger kit very tempting, but I’d rather spend the five

Is that Aspen Silver? My exact car with Euro Hellas. Except I don’t have the facelift front bumper. And I have Style 42 wheels.

Yep, I learned the hard way with my E46 to do the ENTIRE cooling system instead of paying a shop part by part over 3 trips. Did mine in the garage when I bought it. 400 bucks in parts. Takes a day, but essentially an easy job.

E39 wagon is the answer to every question. Mine was $4200 and I could probably sell it on Bring a Trailer for 9 grand tomorrow (it’s a manual).

Best looking wagon in the US since my E39. Nice work Swedes, err Chinese.

Volvo lost the plot, but BMW (2-series excepted) has pretty much had driver-reasignment surgery.

Nah, I was just curious if the real safe space people were going to be conflicted about telling spaghetti monster jokes if they didn’t know the religion or ethnic background of the Asian Air captain. What is the magical formula to laugh about prayer? (Eh, I think we all know it.) I’ve actually flown on an Asian

It’s hard to think how you save a company that was all about the “Ultimate Driving Machine” in an era that does not care a whit about driving anymore. Aside from the 2-Series, the whole lineup has lifeless steering and are hardly anything more than semi-German Lexuses. Maybe even worse. At least Mercedes makes

Oh jeez, here come the cool witty atheists with their flying spaghetti monster jokes...

They’re all absolute garbage. Except Airstreams.

They’re anachronistic holdovers from a quaint time when we got our weather from the radio or local television. There were only so many things LCD readouts could tell us in our cars in the 8os and 90s besides the time, and by George your car was a true POS if it didn’t have a temperature thingy. - GenXsplaining to a

I rented a V6 RAV4 through Turo. Very quick. Even at 10k feet. At sea level it’s 6.2 to 60.

The original regularly turns up on Bring a Trailer. No doubt more fun to drive, costs less, will appreciate in price, and is better looking.

Car otherwise made 100% for enthusiasts has no manual transmission. Hmmmm.

If only Millennials had better taste in cars I could better take advantage of their massive stupidity.

These millennials deserve all the massive punishment they will receive. Some will eventually learn. Putting in a law to protect them will result in the same kind of massive overinflated cluster@#$! we have in the education system. I have a good job and drive a 17 year old classic that has stopped depreciating and

I have a couple grown up cars already. The Civic Type R is the only I actually want. Even though (because?) it’s wrong-wheel-drive and butt ugly. I have been a RWD purist since getting rid of my B13 SE-R and autocross Protege, but frankly AWD is pointless and purely cheating yourself out of life unless you regularly

This is the least worst one yet, but another ridiculous compromise because too many idiots think driving a wagon make you a *** or a ***** something. - E39 wagon owner

A hatchback that can’t dog is utterly pointless.