Yes! Straight 6 rules. V6 drools.*

Corona is the same price as good beer and tastes worse than piss. In any season.

Exactly. I think of the Tahoe as the natural successor to the Olds Custom Cruiser, Buick Roadmaster Wagon and Chevy Caprice Wagon. That’s why I love it and this. Rarely do you see one pretending to be an off-roader.

Simple explanation: marketing, design, and overall brand triumphs. First, marketing. It’s called The Leaf: Get it? I am a good person and care about the environment! (Even though my car burns mostly coal). Bolt? Sounds like every one of Chevy’s stupid car names. Sure, lightning bolt = electric. But it sounds more like…

No doubt it looks better than the regular Panamera... definitely will not doggie (if you have two 40-50 lb dogs like me). But I’m not sure I’d doggie style with this anyway. (Oh yeah SURE you could fold down the rear seats but am I getting hair in my front seat, too. Hell no.)* *All concerns hypothetical because if I…

In Russia donuts eat you.

Jeez his skull was almost Rice Krispy.

Get him down to 4 grand and take half your savings to install a 5-speed. Then nice price.

Stupid family. You traded the best era of Honda for the worst. Odds are that was even a manual Civic. Not sure how that little girl lives with parents that dumb.

I’m not sure anyone will ever make an electric car look good anytime soon. But there’s probably a better chance of that in 5 years than giant tablets stuck on dashes. Now get off my lawn.

I was told America was the most dangerous country on earth according to Jezebel and Gawker. I am so confused.

Holy crap. I like a Buick (the wagon one). FWIW it’s worth I actually liked my dad’s old Buick I drove at age 16, a 1986 Electra T-Type with anti-anti-lock brakes.

Chalk paint with Cohiba brown interior and about 50K in options = 207K

No Lexus LS400? This list doesn’t make any damn sense.

I don’t think this generation of BMW is any harder to work on than a Miata. I’ve owned one first gen Miata and 3 BMW’s ca. year 2000. First step: steer clear of the 4 cylinder. Why? Because maintenance is still BMW maintenance and it’s slow as balls. (Maybe I’m just scarred after driving my sister’s 4 cylinder…

Bought this for $4200. I’m sure the used car dealership bought it for less 2 grand at auction. Made essentially free upgrades to factory angel eye lights and sport pack wheels. Similar 5MT wagons sell for $10K on Bring a Trailer. If the engine blew tomorrow (it won’t - cooling system is spanking brand new), the…

My favorite VAG Fast and Furious cars:

This is not “me” at all. But I’m very glad it exists.

Now I care about winning the lottery again.