Corona is the same price as good beer and tastes worse than piss. In any season.

Exactly. I think of the Tahoe as the natural successor to the Olds Custom Cruiser, Buick Roadmaster Wagon and Chevy Caprice Wagon. That’s why I love it and this. Rarely do you see one pretending to be an off-roader.

Simple explanation: marketing, design, and overall brand triumphs. First, marketing. It’s called The Leaf: Get it? I am a good person and care about the environment! (Even though my car burns mostly coal). Bolt? Sounds like every one of Chevy’s stupid car names. Sure, lightning bolt = electric. But it sounds more like…

No doubt it looks better than the regular Panamera... definitely will not doggie (if you have two 40-50 lb dogs like me). But I’m not sure I’d doggie style with this anyway. (Oh yeah SURE you could fold down the rear seats but am I getting hair in my front seat, too. Hell no.)* *All concerns hypothetical because if I…

In Russia donuts eat you.

Jeez his skull was almost Rice Krispy.

Get him down to 4 grand and take half your savings to install a 5-speed. Then nice price.

Stupid family. You traded the best era of Honda for the worst. Odds are that was even a manual Civic. Not sure how that little girl lives with parents that dumb.

I’m not sure anyone will ever make an electric car look good anytime soon. But there’s probably a better chance of that in 5 years than giant tablets stuck on dashes. Now get off my lawn.

I was told America was the most dangerous country on earth according to Jezebel and Gawker. I am so confused.

Holy crap. I like a Buick (the wagon one). FWIW it’s worth I actually liked my dad’s old Buick I drove at age 16, a 1986 Electra T-Type with anti-anti-lock brakes.

Chalk paint with Cohiba brown interior and about 50K in options = 207K

No Lexus LS400? This list doesn’t make any damn sense.

I don’t think this generation of BMW is any harder to work on than a Miata. I’ve owned one first gen Miata and 3 BMW’s ca. year 2000. First step: steer clear of the 4 cylinder. Why? Because maintenance is still BMW maintenance and it’s slow as balls. (Maybe I’m just scarred after driving my sister’s 4 cylinder…

Bought this for $4200. I’m sure the used car dealership bought it for less 2 grand at auction. Made essentially free upgrades to factory angel eye lights and sport pack wheels. Similar 5MT wagons sell for $10K on Bring a Trailer. If the engine blew tomorrow (it won’t - cooling system is spanking brand new), the…

My favorite VAG Fast and Furious cars:

This is not “me” at all. But I’m very glad it exists.

Now I care about winning the lottery again.

The only race Nissan is winning is making cars 10x uglier than BMW and Mercedes. The latter are finally making OK looking cars after 10 years of eh.