Could we get a Pontiac version? Oh wait...

More 991's sold = more 997 depreciation. Bring it on.

20" wheels on a Carrera are rabies to my eyes. I wish there was a Singer at this price point.

It also looks good to me because in a few years I should be able to buy a V8 BMW with an honest to go manual transmission and no stupid turbos to muffle the exhaust note or fail for serious $$$$$$$$ as it grows older.

The monoblocks are a big large but otherwise I'd tag the hell out of that.

Las Vegas FD from everything I've heard is even worse than LA's.

I'd choose the basest base Carrera with 7MT. Reason 1: It comes with almost reasonable price point for what you get. Reason 2: It's got enough power for a good driver for a lifeime. Stop comparing dick size with horsepower. Reason 3: Absoultely f'ing hate the ridiculous gangsta looking 20" Hotwheels wheels you get…

My mom had the Olds version (Custom Cruiser) with the bigger motor — the 5.7L. It was probably the 4th GM full-size wagon we owned when I was growing up. I drove this '92 Custom Cruiser a lot growing up before I got my SE-R. There is no car more fun to do donuts in wet church parking lots and to rally sideways around…

I still don't get how something that goes 0-60 in 6.5 second can be that bad to drive. Mind you, I haven't driven one, but that's light years ahead of my former 1990 Miata. Are all you guys that frickin' spoiled?

Recent model Hyundai Sonata I was forced to rent once. Glad I can't fly with my knife anymore or I woulda slit both my wrists at some point.

B13 SE-R

I was once a BMW guy at heart until they screwed everything up... and maybe I'm having a mid-life crisis... but I want this.

A little debadging is ALWAYS welcome. Just like a little "down there hair" maintenance is ALWAYS needed. You can take it way too far of course to creepyland...

Sweet. I don't know how to drive an automatic.

On one hand, isn't the BBB a scam? You get an A+ simply for paying them their shakedown fee.

I know it's functional but I can't get over how idiotic the wings look on these.

Defunct band The Star Spangles

Three pedals or GTFO.

E30, E34, E39, E60. The sedans are OK. The tourings are money!

I'm waiting for this to go full on Trey Parker and Matt Stone.