Where the hell is “Idado”?

Over a decade ago, LeBron James announced that he was taking his talents to South Beach.

There is some precedent for this.

and it’s probably a bad idea in general to sell a car with a top speed of 174.

Didn't another Jalopnik writer just post a story about traveling from one country to another by train? Is it only outrage when people we don't like do it? Damn, these goalposts are quick. 

It’s settled! Creator tells us how to pronounce ‘GIF’.

How do you pronounce Giraffe?  Or Gem?  Gif is the same way partner. 

I blacked out the rear reflectors, the reverse light part of the taillights, and did tinted side markers. Why? Because it’s my car and I prefer the way it looks.

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

People who recline are monsters. Full stop. 

Don’t worry, no one who looks like that would be interested in you anyway.

I hate the term “furbaby” or in this case “feline child” and that’s where I quit reading.

I say this now to all of you who would use such terms seriously.....

You sound like a 6yrold when you say it.

A cat is not a child and calling it one shows a level of ignorance that is jaw-droppingly insulting to parents.

Your cat…

Why are you shocked? Unsworthy made an insult first and provoked Musk into insulting back. You can’t provoke a person with an insult then sue them.

If you’ll indulge me for a moment: after almost eight years, approximately 5 million Kinja posts and, thankfully, only one incarceration, today is my last day at Jalopnik.

”chief technical compliance officer Mark Chernoby“

I can’t tell if this entire article is sarcasm. It’s literally 2 extra steps. Push a button, let go of a lever.

It's just common courtesy and class. Obviously the author has none. And yes its because you didn't pay up for first class. 

prosecuting people like her is next to impossible when doubt is effectively introduced.

The most likely reason they won’t face charges is because the police have no proof the two men were drunk.  No BAC, no proof.

Isn’t this the dream all the auto manufacturers want? An autonomous vehicle! The horse probably knew the way home and was on auto-pilot. These men should be applauded, not arrested.