Sadly, I did not win. Someday...

Juke-R to play the Joke-R in the upcoming film, “Supercar Squad”

You might say you got a rise out of Patrick.

Well when your team name is that of a normal person mixed with a spiney plant, FOR A FUCKING SOCCER TEAM, it’s not really that out there.

Spa. Has the big straights for power cars, technical turns for the best handlers, and the distance to make it legit.

Based on the GIF, we need to rename the car the Sumoru Forfatster. Who’s with me?

What about the Mitsubishi GTO from Gran Turismo where you could literally tape down the X-button and win every race in the entire game. Not kidding. I actually tried this and it worked.

Trying to think of a good joke here....

Let’s pound the floor at Bar A! Also, let’s not do that.

Wait, you’re in NJ? Why aren’t we at a bar drinking right now?

A thousand times, yes. Wish more offerings from across the pond were offered here.

Looks like Lyons Auto is now firmly in the lead of fake fast cars that aren’t really real.

Getting in a car with Travis Okulski seems pretty crazy. Especially if he keeps doing impressions.

Dat accent. 10/10 could listen to all day. Car seems to be pretty chuckable as well. I’m a fan!

That...is pretty damn awesome. I’d drive a car with that attached.

“Wow, the Bible, thanks at lot man!”

HAHAHAHAAH. Accurate to what was in my mind too.

Oh jeeze. So sad. Thoughts go out to him and his family.

Shhhhhhh it’s ok. I would have pooped my pants too.

This one time, Travis got punked by Jeff Gordon.