Ice zombies don't swim because The Wizard of Oz is the hub of American popular culture. Evil, magic beings can't get wet.

Damn, you're right.

1) We clearly see one of the kids on the tram roll Louis' luggage onto the platform while our hero is eating his jizzy bun.

Do. For excrement, it's comedic.

Given "Cleopatricia," any and all sins are forgiven. Painful, painful laughter over here.

You say - bluntly - "You know I have loved you as a friend for a long time. I've realized recently that I'm open to something more. Given your situation, I'm not going to make a move. But I want you to know that door is open."

I'm fascinated & bewildered that so many say Sansa was raped, even though 1) she affirmed consent to the marriage, 2) presented herself in the bridal chamber for the inevitable, even making small talk about Tyrion's "kindness," obviously as a meek plea to be handled gently, and 3) never once declined consummation in…

"Looks on" or "watches." Never "watches on."

It sure felt like rape, but it wasn't, was it? Sansa may not have wanted to marry the creep, but she did, out loud and before witnesses. And she may not have wanted to consummate in any fashion, much less violently and bent over the furniture. But she never said no. It was as awful as a rape, but it wasn't one by any…

The line of the ep was surely "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant." Anyone got a better?

If they went that way, we'd be watching two solid hours of shwarma stupor.

Or you could read Turgenyev.

Rubber suit? I barely know her suit!

I always figured OG would escalate to a bread TREE. Just tear off all the sticks and branches shame allows you.

Might it all come down to redhead vs redhead?

Why's he need Sam to keep reading? Doesn't the red witch know everything? No? Then what's she good for, aside from decorating balconies and seducing sundry officers?

"A guy?" "the girl?" Are you some third variety? Knowing this would help scientists decipher your question.

A sure bet for a Peabody nom.

You will have to pry my 8 track tapes from my cold, dead hands.

You're spoiling my spoiler.