We can't say "like a character in a Woody Allen movie" any more?

The Hobbit: First Army: Boot Camp: Electric Boogaloo

Aslan's No god But God. I'm aware of his detractors and of the competing narratives of Islam's genesis. But it's pretty clear where Aslan is serving up source material and where he is interpreting and interpolating. He helps you see the difference. So now I'm never the least informed in a conversation about the Middle…

Moms suck.

I dunno. It always gets me laid.

LinkedIn! He might as well be dead!

Whenever I wear my cape, the same woman on the bus asks me if I'm French.

America is ready for a tentpole Krampus feature. I am ready for a tentpole Krampus feature.

What happens when we graduate?

A View to A Hill?

I assumed the F was for feline AIDS.

Yeah, but does he terrorize and torture people for information? That's very Batman.

Englebert Humperdinck

Why doesn't she get a damned gun?

The America that watches basic cable and the America serviced by lobbyists and high end prostitutes share almost nothing in common. Not even sharing. THOSE people will go to the opera out of spite, but you won't find them home flipping channels in the witching hours. That's when bars are open, deals are made, and…

Boring titles? The Bed Sitting Room. Even though it is the main character.

The hell? Parsnips are delicious! They're like carrots that went to college.

But will she play People Have The Power? And will the Cardinals line dance to it?

Disney kills mothers. Nolan kills wives. When do we get a director who kills sisters? Asking for a friend.

Back during the Cold War, when I was in college in St Paul, the Russian poet Yvgeny Yevtushenko came to campus for an evening reading. I didn't know who he was or anything else, but I was trying to be a joiner inner, so I went to his afternoon book signing, bought the Selected Poems, and waited in line.