Totally, dude! Cats are for chicks and queers! ROTTWEILERS MAXIM MONSTER TRUCKS BUDWEISER NASCAR DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO!!!!1!1!!

I'll say what everyone, including my big-swinging-dick-self, is thinking:

All the times I’ve said something to a man, was kind of ignored, then what I said was repeated by another man and that turned out to be a great idea/funny/helpful/worthy of attention.

I don’t know if this counts as soft sexism or blatant: I work in the HVAC industry, an industry that is predominantly male. Every time I go to events like expo’s or training seminars it is typically assumed that I am:

the fire of indignant, misplaced self-righteousness that looks to ruin people's lives and unjustly ruin reputations

"Not to have children is a selfish choice"

As an historian, I have had to stop watching any TV shows or movies set in the past — you can only flip so many tables. (I think the one that broke the camel's back was Mel Gibson's The Patriot. Ugh. No. ) The worst part about faux historical shows is that people believe they're real! (Well, that the things…

omg apropos of nothing but i hatewatch this shitty ass show called salem (surprise, it's about salem witch trials) and the writing is so bad, SO BAD, SO SO SO BAD and so anachronistic all the time. and they say hung instead of hanged all the time and i wanna flip tables.

What achievements? I wonder if they see any achievements at all. My grandmother (whose calls I no longer answer) has something to say about my weight every single time she talks to me. I get long dissertations about how thin my cousins are and how wonderful it is that they are thin etc... And has she ever…

Okay so I have to call shenanigans on any man claiming that manspreading has anything to do with testicles. I have an absolutely gargantuan unit and yet somehow I ride a train without my legs completely dominating the leg space of the people around me. If your piece is in an uncomfortable position, you just adjust it.…

"A gift real special, so take off the top

I bought one as well. I'm a male but I didn't want to deal with negotiating. I do negotiate hard in the job market, though.

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

Look at that gap above his sideburn...

How many 40-somethings have 20-year-old friends? Do you think he's counting people on Facebook?

Yeah yeah beep boop every taxi company will have issues because crazies can infiltrate any business, we can't expect perfection blah blah.

I need to air my vagina. So I'll sit with my legs wide open too, taking up 4 fucking seats. If anyone complains, it's biology. I need to ventilate between my legs, because yeast. Or something.

That is such bullshit. If anything I should get more space because my boobs are so heavy. I am literally top heavy and if I don't have enough room to spread out my legs I will tip over.

Pffft. I think this doesn't go far enough. We need dedicated, testicle-friendly spaces on public transport.

I'm going to open a testeraunt.