THAT WHY GROG USE.

Candidates must be between 17.5 and 22 years old, must be unmarried/never married, must have graduated from high school, must not use or need glasses, must follow one of the six officially recognized religions in the country, and must be at least 165 centimeters tall (roughly 5'5"). And then there's the virginity test.

I'm not a virgin because I fell... onto a penis...

Clearly the only way to balance this out is for women to watch more porn, right?

As someone who has had some pretty awful interactions with medical practitioners, including semi-invasive procedures that required sedation despite the fact that my symptoms didn't totally fit (yes, this is after the second opinion) who aren't on TV, I'm going to say straight up that Dr. Oz isn't that bad.

I can't enjoy Jayne anymore. Damn Adam Baldwin.

Don't be ashamed, be proactive and cut that type of behavior down in every male-exclusive social circle you are a part of. It's time for us males to realize sexist, ignorant and/or downright predatory attitudes aren't to be shunned only when women are around to judge us. That shit is unacceptable, and every fucker…

I have zero interest in Madonna, nor have I ever been interested in her music ( I liked Ray of Light, fyi). While her statement is ridiculously over the top and tone deaf, I believe her point is not actually equating theft of her music to actual rape. I believe that she's making a ham-fisted point that people simply…

If you get a storage unit for a hoarder, you are an enabler.

Seriously, FUCK THE HELL OFF everyone! You want to talk about terrorism?! Let's check out some actual fucking terrorism:

Upside: one less James Franco movie I have to see commercials for.

Yeah, but I'm just surprised that I didn't know this, seeing as how I know enough about Christmas to know that Bill O'Reilly's using "Xmas" as an example of the War On Christmas is hilarious, because that actually comes from medieval monks using it, because the first letter of Christ's name looks like an X in Greek.…

And there are SO MANY!!!!! So telling on how women are treated second class citizens, and by other women as well.

Um, that's a new one on me. As I understand it, it was a pagan thing that got co-opted by Christianity.

It's not a dick, it's Ace & Gary's car!

"We hate blowjobs, too!"

Seriously. Deladie could literally go to any other place on the internet and have her/his bullshit opinions validated by other assholes but feels inclined to hang around the feminists and try to convince us that it's more likely that 20+ women are lying about Bill Cosby than it is that he is a rapist...

Super excited for all the Cosby defenders who are suddenly lawyers to jump in here with their in-depth knowledge of defamation law.

The psychic then went on to say that adolescents should also avoid falling asleep beneath an alder tree if there is moss growing on the eastern side of the trunk, as it is most likely possessed by fell spirits which will work many a woe upon the unfortunate knaves.