People, I adopted a three-footed baby kitty this weekend. His name is Toby.

"It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first." Leigh Alexander

Seriously. People need to stop depicting rape of a woman as a way injure the man who loves/owns her.

Obviously, these disciples of Christ have run out of orphans to feed and widows to clothe and are therefore moving on to the next societal ill.

Exactly. I think incidents like this also call in question whether men should be allowed to vote, or, even leave their houses. Since, you know, they're such slaves to their biological, evolutionary instincts. /sarcasm

Clear evidence that men aren't ready to serve on submarines.

Which is amazing since it's a much better argument for why men shouldn't be serving since they can't control themselves.

It's in the bible, "don't blame the parent for the kid being Hitler" Marky Mark 7:11

Did it warm your cold hard with a cool island song?

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Am I the only one who has no particular need to see anyone's genitals on TV? I mean I'm not a prude (I don't think), I've lived in Scandi too long for that and am down with communal showers/saunas you name it, but what exactly is a flaccid penis supposed to do for me on a TV screen? Or a vagina? No? Just me?

Oop! #whiteprivilege is when a white male rapper can write the most violent, misogynistic, racist music and be labeled one of the best, if not, the best rapper to ever exist. White people will look at Eminem and say that his music has "meaning", but say that other rappers (i.e. black rappers) write nothing but…

You're missing less than nothing. I'm saying this as a diehard horror fan, and not somebody that minds gross-out movies, but Hostel and the like are just so....I don't know, empty? There's no there there. Those movies are just an hour or so of whatever sick things the director could think of, strung together and…

i couldn't help myself. i can't change what i really am.

i had almost forgotten about nickleback. and this is how you remind me.

I heard the cat was sitting right there with them when she asked him to go to a movie and she didn't even think to invite the cat.

She's got a point, though. I'm so tired of the commercialism of Susan B. Anthony day, and all the tributes to female presidents in January, and the traditional Equal Pay bonus on February 14.

I was once harassed by a group of The Youths on a sidewalk outside a bar in France. Whether they intended to take things further than they got, I don't know. My male friend had gone inside the bar to grab his jacket, leaving me alone literally for less than two minutes. While gazing at the chateau across the street, I…

Oded Fehr, assuming that his advice would be to date him.

"Cease your apathy. This concerns all of us."

Now that whole rape thing, that's just an isolated incident. But being unable to get turnt this weekend, that concerns all of us.