Hold on! Simon Cowell is a jerk? I’m shocked! That’s so out of character for him!

I mixed this up with Small Soldiers and was very confused for a minute.

It’s somewhat refreshing that he asked for, rather than demanded, special treatment, and (apparently) didn’t make a fuss when the answer was “no.”

“This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class.”

“he pauses, then gives the dog a sketchy look. Cut to his wife posting “missing dog” flyers.”

Horsepaste is what’s linked in the article (and what that screenshot is from)

I’ll pay YOU to isolate me on fake Mars for the next 8 months.

With that mindset, nothing in this universe is “free”, as in, without cost. The usage of the word in this scenario suggests no exchange of fiat currency - not that there is zero balance in the equation of energy or value exchange. Basically, “free” is short for “free of charge”, not “free of cost”. If anything, you’d…

Don’t care. Strawberries are the best. Hands down. I’ll eat them regardless. Stomach acid will take care of pests.

It’s rudeness like this from you Democrats and other Leftists that made us Conservatives vote for President Trump, somehow!

How fucking embarrassing must it be to be a supporter of Donald Trump? Like, Jesus christ, he’s actually fucking with these people; “look what I can do, these assholes will eat it up and ask for seconds!” 

That’s a photoshop, right? Not an actual character design from a game people pay money for?

Cool, are you going to sign yourself and your kids up for getting this herd immunity that may or may not protect us from reinfection? Because that inflammatory syndrome that’s putting kids into ICUs in the places with high infection rates really makes me want to make sure that my child doesn’t get infected

You have an instantaneous connection to a global network of information. At the very least, you could bother to check wikipedia:

Tolerance of intolerance and tolerance of killing people is not tolerance. Fuck off. You’re an idiot if you think all things need to be equally tolerated just because of they share the same word. You don’t need a two-bit diploma for that. Just basic comprehension

So again, fuck off

Nice. If we have to deal with hyper-jingoistic garbage like Call of Duty every year, we can surely have a few outright leftist titles here and there.

Nah, I’m 100% okay with wishing and praying and hoping for the deaths of politicians who through legislation and lack thereof have contributed to the needless deaths of thousands and the untold sufferings of others. I celebrated when Scalia die. I’ll celebrate when McConnell and Trump and all of them do too. If they…

The people who should die* aren’t going to. It’ll be the poor and disenfranchised minorities who have to work because Republicans don’t want to help people via UBI or direct cash transfers like every other industrialized country.

*every single conservative politician

It’s a mask. It’s not an onerous requirement. If you…

KZ2 was better than what that trailer showed off.

You guys are covering the furry scene?