Hell hath no fury like a star of a VH1 dating show scorned.

Well, Chuck D is the living voice of revolution, and Flavor Flav is a burned out chickenhead court jester brought in to provide comic relief for a band that was so serious and on message at all times that it actually needed comic relief. So I’m going to go ahead and side with Chuck on this one.

A broken clock is funny twice a day.

Ah, gotcha.  You’re one of those “troll everyone all the time then act superior and intelligent when called out” kids.  Have fun.

Oh, you’re one of those “merely pretending” kids.  Never mind.

And Ted Cruz

Snakes are good critters. Please vilify mosquitoes, or fleas and ticks.

Was this funnier in your head?  

So you’re saying I can exchange my money for both goods AND services?

So it’s cheaper to go and get your food instead of having it delivered. In essence you are paying for the delivery with your, time, effort, gas, etc... instead of paying someone else for theirs? 

You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

Someone should tell her that Hot Topic hasn’t been “Goth” for a decade.

Fuck him. He’s wrong. Soft G is stupid. He has been outvoted. That’s how language works. The first caveman able to speak might have pointed to a rock and said “unga!” but if the rest of his clan pointed to the rock and said “bunga!” guess what, rocks are bunga now. The easiest way to annoy someone of Czech heritage is…

Wilhite is wrong if you take the t off the word gift it doesn't change how you pronounce the first 3 letters together. 

It’s not often that the creator of something is wrong about his own creation.

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

Rein in.

This is a commercial that requires an actor to portray such a bizarre, intense attachment to an exercise bike that she obsessively records and each and every workout and excitedly forces her husband to sit down and watch the videos with her later. Those are such unrecognizably human actions that I’m not sure any actor…

but the actors who starred in it are not to blame for the advertisement being a stinking can of garbage.

Maybe Hollywood really is a bunch of slightly tweaked clones with different hairstyles. Except for the anthropomorphic animals, of course.