It’s a secret menu item. I order it regularly in the Ohio area. 

The mama duck however cannot order anything from the drive-thru due to Taco Bell’s policy of not accepting any large bills.

Fucking pussy

We’ve always been fucked. There have always been more stupid than smart people in America the world.

This is great!

Except it will never match the brilliance of Clue. 1+2+2+1

I had an idea like that:

I have a different, but related problem - how to keep exercising when I hate it. I can see all the results I want, but I have never gotten to a point in any time spent exercising where I didn’t hate it.

You got video of a violent assault where the perpetrator attacks a random stranger in the street in broad daylight and wasn’t charged? If not, no one needs your whataboutism

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

Something something REEEEEEE, something something CENSORSHIP.

I didn’t know Sasha could play a convincing teen girl.  Damn he’s good.

No, that’s OK.  I yell at people with Iowa plates to go back to their own country all the time.

All those Confederate-loving fucks always want to argue that each state should be treated as its own country, so I say yelling that at people from Mississippi is fair game.

Or dads

The fact that Trybus was unaware that Puerto Rico is part of the US perfectly sums up the place of irrational ignorance that all these MAGA racist xenophobes are coming from. 

I mean is there really anything more American than a fat, bloviating old white guy being an obnoxious dick to everyone around him while accusing them of doing things he himself is far more guilty of?

This website makes money by posting pictures or links to pictures of people who did not give explicit permission.

What you are doing is illegal and you will face consequences for it eventually. 

Yeah but 75% of the dialogue in Akira is “TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO!”