Here’s an idea.

I AM ON TREND! FINALLY! IT’S ALL HAPPENING!!!

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I didn’t think there could be a worse way to tip than a Christian pamphlet but here we are.

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

As much money as we spend on our military every soldier should be zooming around in ironman suits. Too bad most of it just flows right onto the income statements of the private contractors with nothing to show for it but some bribes to congressmen “campaign contributions”

Tomorrow. At the latest.

Soooo how long before we see “minority purge simulator 2018" or “Hitler was right: The Game”

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Those aren’t freckles and rosy cheeks on Little Debbie; those are liver spots and signs of high blood pressure.”

“I’m not gonna respond to a letter from the president’s outside counsel.”

I think the glorification of violence and fetishization of guns in the U.S. is because of Americans, not video games. It’s not like the video game industry has a billion dollar lobby to make real guns more accessible and to block laws to curb that access, video game company CEOs are not holding rallies where they…

Come on! This is such a needlessly snarky article. Fallon may be an anodyne fella, but he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Also, if you think that our world isn’t in need of a little lightheartedness and gentleness then I don’t know what to tell you. Please don’t be negative just to be…

Oh, this wasn’t a critique of you! I was just pointing out one of those funny language things that people duel to the death over.

What in the fuckiest of fucking fucks? Why is this a thing? Who screen capped this? How is this man allowed to run for office? Why the fuck isn’t this fucking man in jail? What the fuck, man!? What the fuck!?

> Instead of turning your AC up a few degrees before going to bed, turn it down.

Chris Cilliza always looks like he shit himself and had the brilliant idea to eat his pants so no one would know.

Wow. I never would’ve thought she’d apologize.

Police later found an unloaded gun in his back pocket, and determined his BAC had been nearly five times over the legal limit.