“SPECIAL THANKS: Metal Gear Solid V All Staff”

...for building the engine and doing all the heavy lifting so we could slap this desperate, shameless bullshit together in 6 months.

Yeah, but he didn’t have a car and building a bomb takes a degree of prowess. Keep trying, gun nut.

I’m sure Cruz would have been just as deadly with a rock.

Of course he did - otherwise, he wouldn’t have had a hook to his boring 10 minute video.

At last, Milo’s finally achieved the position that his numerous talents qualify him for.

You knew it was coming!

Phase One of the Bojack Extended Universe kicks off with Tuca and Bertie, then after a certain Labrador accidentally gets elected president in the post-credits scene at the end of season one, that leads into the spinoff series Mr. Peanutbutter’s White House.

“I get exercise. I mean I walk, I this, I that,” Trump told Reuters. “I run over to a building next door. I get more exercise than people think.”

Joel was well ahead of the curve on this one. He made fun of them when all Kim had was a big ass and a sex tape

Chicks, man

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

I’M SO TIRED OF WINNING.

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

long pig

There’s a fish dude in Dunkirk?

Oh god, it’s just a shitty retex of a few parts of Frieza and this guy (the youtube video) is absolutely masturbating to it like he just found a 6-way sex video of his top celebrities and his childhood crushes. I expected more than this.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.