“...thinks back to a time when him...only had a newborn.”

Not, not even remotely. It’s like Frozen Synapse, which he pointed out at least twice. Did you read the article?

“...it is weird that we have such strong laws regarding dogs and such lax ones with cats.”

The WWE needs to go away because it’s dumb fake bullshit watched only by trailer park-dwelling high-school dropouts.

Ah, gotcha.  You’re one of those “troll everyone all the time then act superior and intelligent when called out” kids.  Have fun.

Oh, you’re one of those “merely pretending” kids.  Never mind.

Was this funnier in your head?  

Wait, you mean paying $37 to have $8 worth of Taco Bell brought to me is...........bad?

Fuck that, bro.

Further, you would “take a quick peek”, not a “peak.”

Fair point.  

I didn’t make it that far. I tend to stop reading when I find a blatant error like the one I pointed out.

“...would chock it up to his cut-throat negotiation tactics.”

“You think we really make a profit by selling Hello Kitty bumper stickers and Invader Zim steering wheel covers? What kind of business model is that?”

Thanks for doing this so I don’t have to.  These grade-school level mistakes are just fucking embarrassing.

“March 16 sure sounds like an oddly specific start date for policy enforcement.”

And nothing of value was lost.

Google exists, you fucking mong.

Typo still in the HEADLINE two hours later.

I’d be more worried about the Slippery Slope if this weren’t fucking Clown School.