I’m not very informed on the papacy but I heard on Reddit that he had wrist surgery on that hand and it still bothers him sometimes, so when the lady grabs his bum hand, he’s not just annoyed, he’s in physical pain.  You can see the pain flash for a moment in his expression.  I think THAT’s why he reacted so quickly…

But...they have? I got a vasectomy and now it’s literally impossible for me to get my wife pregnant.  

Article That Gita Wrote Simply to Remind Everyone She Has a Boyfriend #218376

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.

Yep.  Fuck PETA.  Fuck them up their stupid asses.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Just order the Ike & Tina Tuna and shut the fuck up.

It wouldn’t be very nice at all if our government stepped in to regulate speech.

This guy knows what’s up.

I don’t give a shit. Just let me know when Eastwood is dead.

*allude to

Fucking LOL

Yeah, parent of two young kids here, agreeing with you.

I honestly shudder to think what an even more casual Waffle House would look like.

“...the CEO’s deep soul-searching mia culpa on Twitter...”

What the motherfuck is a quibi?

Just joining the chorus in condemning the worthless dogshit questions you’ve been fielding the past few installments.

“any1 who dont like Peloton™ is a totall pedo guy *laughing-crying emoji*”

He seems to be a “love him or hate him” kinda guy, but Dr. Karp knows his shit.  The wife and I have used many of his techniques with our kiddos to great effect.