“...came to me when my boyfriend and I...” 
“...the song stuck in my head long after my boyfriend and I...” 

Yeah, I’m torn as fuck on this. I randomly decided to watch S1 on a whim while sick on the couch one day and ended up bingeing it. Holy shit, it grabbed me so hard and I didn’t even stand up until I had finished it.

If this isn’t the Takeout’s new slogan for 2020, I’ll be upset.

They can delay it all they want - it’ll still be a shitty phone game no matter when it releases.

While I don’t doubt you at all, I do doubt that a random independent BBQ restaurant has a “CCTV camera worth its salt.”

Stupid assholes always think they’re funny with the Candlejack bit unt

Beetlejuice > Candyman > Bloody Mary

No lights = nearly impossible to identify suspects on security camera footage.

I despise “influencers” for myriad reasons, this being just one of them.

“I was badly injured while saving a bus full of orphans moments before it plunged off a cliff.  Did you not see the news?  It was everywhere.”

Using our kids to get out of shit we don’t want to do is like.....35% of the reason we had kids.

You don’t put a game on sale for almost 50% off this soon after release because “it runs poorly.” If that were the case, you’d patch the hell out of it and maybe drop it 10-20%.

You don’t put a game on sale for almost 50% off this soon after release because “it runs poorly.” If that were the…

Well, shit.  That’s depressing.  I guess all the rumors of CONTROL flopping were true.  You don’t get a sale this big this early for no reason.

Well, shit.  That’s depressing.  I guess all the rumors of CONTROL flopping were true.  You don’t get a sale this…

There’s evil.

“Room share—keep baby’s sleep area in the same room where you sleep for the first 6 months or, ideally, for the first year.”

Severe Motion Sickness: The Game™

“I am a guy in my 40s, handsome, more financially successful than most, and a classic sexual scoundrel. I cheated on my ex-wife and every girlfriend I’ve ever had.”

Yeah, this gritty, realistic Canadian wilderness should have Orcs and Demons and shit! Fuck wolves!

I agree with you but I’m far less diplomatic about it.

Ok, I take it back.  Not everyone would be a good parent.