Somewhere in an office, Mark Zuckerberg raises an eyebrow, clicks ‘Delete’, and moves on with his day.

You don’t put a game on sale for almost 50% off this soon after release because “it runs poorly.” If that were the case, you’d patch the hell out of it and maybe drop it 10-20%.

You don’t put a game on sale for almost 50% off this soon after release because “it runs poorly.” If that were the…

Well, shit.  That’s depressing.  I guess all the rumors of CONTROL flopping were true.  You don’t get a sale this big this early for no reason.

Well, shit.  That’s depressing.  I guess all the rumors of CONTROL flopping were true.  You don’t get a sale this…

There’s evil.

“Room share—keep baby’s sleep area in the same room where you sleep for the first 6 months or, ideally, for the first year.”

Seriously. I am plagued by nightmares of my infant/young child getting hurt or dying. If I happened upon this “dead” “baby”, I would still be sobbing in the shower a week later.

Severe Motion Sickness: The Game™

“I am a guy in my 40s, handsome, more financially successful than most, and a classic sexual scoundrel. I cheated on my ex-wife and every girlfriend I’ve ever had.”

Yeah, this gritty, realistic Canadian wilderness should have Orcs and Demons and shit! Fuck wolves!

I agree with you but I’m far less diplomatic about it.

Ok, I take it back.  Not everyone would be a good parent.

As ibRAD says, “it can be done.” My wife and I both work and are solidly middle-class (maybe a smidgeon above) and have two kids in daycare. Each month of daycare for each kid costs more than our mortgage. We basically pay 3.5x fucking mortgages a month.

Rainbow Dash is best horse.

“We’re just trying to raise kind, empathetic people.”

You don’t have kids, do you?

You don’t have kids, do you?

Exact same here. The wife brings home more bacon than I do and is overall just a phenomenal person so I’m constantly telling my two sons how amazing she is. Whenever they so much as insinuate that girls are inferior or boys are better, I just point to their mom and say “Nope.”

Oh yeah, she’s easily Top 3.

Yeah, he’s pretty good.  But Robyn Adele Anderson is the true star of PoMoJuBo.  I love absolutely everything she sings, and she’s got the authentic looks/attitude of a crooning flapper.

I’ll take the cheeseburger with a side of Viagra, thank you.