“He was looking at me, but he also seemed to be looking at myself.

I, too, hate popular things that people are enjoying.

To be fair, Clueless Hero really really fucking sucks.

Unless you’re currently raising a child with autism, feel free to shut the fuck up and go away.

Because FUCK YOU. Privacy matters.

Jesus Christ, what kind of fucking losers give a shit about this?

You never finished Alan Wake?

How do I get a job where I get paid to slightly expand on anonymous Reddit posts?

LOL, you honestly expect Gita to know anything outside of The Sims?

We got my 3yo son the Mela clock (the one in the article header) and it worked amazingly well.....for a month or two. We explained very clearly and he understood that RED = sleep, YELLOW = quiet time in your room, GREEN = time to wake up and come out of your room.

We got my 3yo son the Mela clock (the one in the article header) and it worked amazingly well.....for a month or…

I’ve been doing a personal case study on this for the past decade and I can confirm — FUCK YEAH, IT DOES!!!

“...it occurs to me the REAL question is: Why is GOOGLE associating white supremacist metadata with Trump/MAGA?”

GOOD!!!

You get a star for making me chuckle but also for being my wife’s favorite Key & Peele football player.

It’s a tough job being G/O Media’s part-time proofreader but somebody’s gotta do it.

“It’s unclear, exactly, who the CEO of racism is, but, as a Trump supporter and good friend to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, it’s very likely that Rodman does.”

Bitch, I work in clinical research. Are some studies flawed? Yes. Does that mean all clinical studies are stupid bullshit? No.  

Anyone got a plausible, clean explanation for the license plate MASTRB8?

She can always choose cake.

Stupid fucking rigorous peer-reviewed clinical studies!!!