LOOK, I WROTE YOU A FUCKING ARTICLE, NOW GIVE ME A PAYCHECK!
LOOK, I WROTE YOU A FUCKING ARTICLE, NOW GIVE ME A PAYCHECK!
Couldn’t agree more. I live about 15 minutes from Lebanon, OH and unfortunately worked there for a few years, too. Knowing what I know about that shithole and the people that live there: fuck ‘em. Let ‘em all go bankrupt and starve.
Yep. Fuck Twitch, fuck YouTubers, fuck streamers, and fuck every single person who watches them or gives them money.
Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”
ALWAYS
*takes a swig of “Windex”; audience groans*
“What!? It keeps me from streaking!”
COME BACK, DADDY! PLEASE, FUCKING CHRIST, COME BACK!
And the Lord said: “Maybe you wouldn’t get raped if you didn’t dress like a slut.”
MOBILE GAMES AND REMAKES!!!
“I haven’t seen them so they must not exist.”
What the fuck do you do, then? Read a physical newspaper or magazine? Just sit there and think? I don’t.....I just don’t understand.
What the fuck do you do, then? Read a physical newspaper or magazine? Just sit there and think? I don’t.....I…
Come on, you’re better than going after the low-hanging fruit, aren’t you?
All of my best ideas come right before I orgasm and pass out in the noose, so you may be on to something here.
I knew a guy who said he fasted for the two days before his birthday every year. I asked, “Why, so you can pig out without regret on your birthday?”
Fucking nailed it.
No. This is just as shameful as the bullshit over on Kotaku where they screencap a bunch of Twitter/Reddit posts freaking out over [POP-CULTURE EVENT] and call themselves “writers.”
Yeah, these are all dogshit.
And goo?
Nothing will ever beat the time Dick Armey and Vagina Navey were in the same room.
No arguments here. Even the shittiest episode of Black Mirror gave me more enjoyment than 90% of everything else on Netflix.