“But while Sour Patch Kids primarily taste like sour sugar (can you tell, eyes closed, whether you’re eating an orange one or a red one?)“

I seriously hope at least a few people read this article and decide to donate their time as NICU cuddlers. My son spent the first two weeks of his life in the NICU. While the wife and I consented to volunteer cuddlers, we never actually walked in on anyone doing it, but it was nice to know it was an option. We DID…

No, it’s really not.  Fuck you -- you don’t know me.

Hear hear, brother. XCOM2:WotC has been the only thing to keep me up past midnight since I was in college. I look at how many hours played I have in Steam and I shudder.

DiBella’s is fucking GOAT. Grilled meat on everything bread = actual literal Heaven.

Fuck religion.  Every single one.  Yes, even that one.

Yikes.  I just followed the link and yes, they absolutely did.

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

lol

May they suffer for decades and die alone.

“Very well, sir.  Bend over.”

“Unfortunately, elected officials on both sides of the aisle seem more enamored with oil money than they are determined to stop Miami from sinking to the bottom of the ocean.”

It’s not even that, really. I tell plenty of corny jokes that only I laugh at.

God fuck, I hated Car Talk for this exact reason.

-unironically believing in an omniscient immortal sky dad
-rational

What do Christians have against Non-Belivers?

Religious people are fucking stupid.

GOOD.

And nothing of value was lost.

Based Jaredposter.