“But while Sour Patch Kids primarily taste like sour sugar (can you tell, eyes closed, whether you’re eating an orange one or a red one?)“

I seriously hope at least a few people read this article and decide to donate their time as NICU cuddlers. My son spent the first two weeks of his life in the NICU. While the wife and I consented to volunteer cuddlers, we never actually walked in on anyone doing it, but it was nice to know it was an option. We DID…

No, it’s really not.  Fuck you -- you don’t know me.

Hear hear, brother. XCOM2:WotC has been the only thing to keep me up past midnight since I was in college. I look at how many hours played I have in Steam and I shudder.

DiBella’s is fucking GOAT. Grilled meat on everything bread = actual literal Heaven.

Yikes.  I just followed the link and yes, they absolutely did.

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

May they suffer for decades and die alone.

“Very well, sir.  Bend over.”

“Unfortunately, elected officials on both sides of the aisle seem more enamored with oil money than they are determined to stop Miami from sinking to the bottom of the ocean.”

It’s not even that, really. I tell plenty of corny jokes that only I laugh at.

God fuck, I hated Car Talk for this exact reason.

And nothing of value was lost.

Based Jaredposter.

What an incredible read.  Dreams have always fascinated me and the idea of being in an unending dreamscape is just as wondrous and terrifying as you make it sound.  

This was actually good advice. I’m impressed.

Goddamn, this looks incredible.  Remedy has never disappointed me once.

Holy fuck, these are incredible.  So smooth and lifelike, better than some super professional stop-motion work I’ve seen.  

Don’t serve me shitty food or give me shitty service and I won’t leave a shitty review.

“...and admitted he had covertly put drugs in their drinks because ‘they were too uptight, and they needed to have better energy.’”