Ugh...he’s like a xenomorph.  Slithering in the dark, hissing at anything that moves, glistening with a thick sheen of unnameable oil.

Heard this on NPR and the wife and I were completely silent and crying the whole time.

Seriously, this is like if the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Want to Learn How to Read Good and Do Other Things Too was 100% real and endorsed by the White House.

Go away, Roseanne.  Nobody cares anymore.  You are forgotten.  Please overdose on Ambien.  Bye. 

Your fault for playing a shit game, I guess.

I’m always kind of astounded by how many people can’t make Magic Eye work. I admit it took a bit of doing when I was a kid but once I was able to see one, I was able to see all of them almost immediately, even today. These are pretty shitty Magic Eyes so it’s hard to make out EXACTLY what they’re going for, but I can…

Milk those weebs!

Thanks, I’ll stop engaging with him, though I stand by my previous assertions that he should shut the fuck up and go fuck himself.

Not a Bernie bro, but thanks for assuming.

Joe “Mike Pence is a great guy” Biden.  Shut the fuck up.

Who cares?  Fuck every single one of these worthless people and fuck you for boosting them.

“As a new and clueless parent, I would recommend this bassinet to everyone and anyone who is having a baby, regardless whether it is the first or fourth child in the family, because the kickback I get on a $1300 purchase is insane.” 

“As a new and clueless parent, I would recommend this bassinet to everyone and anyone who is having a baby,…

“I’m starting to wonder which is worse- the Chinese or Google?”

Yeah, you are FUCKING MORON if you use a Huawei.

-Dead or Alive
-not milking weebs

This article is disgusting as hell, but I’d still put pickles on my breakfast sandwich before I put them on peanut butter.

Seriously, $1300??? Get the fuck out of here. We got a hand-me-down bassinet and a $50 baby swing (rocking, white noise, etc.) that do the same exact job.  But they don’t send alerts to my phone so I guess that’s worth the extra $1,249.00.

Seriously, $1300??? Get the fuck out of here. We got a hand-me-down bassinet and a $50 baby swing (rocking, white…

Yeah, it’s not hard to find stories about someone who woke up on top of their dead suffocated infant.

Yeah, it’s not hard to find stories about someone who woke up on top of their dead suffocated infant.

Welp, he just lost my vote.  (It’s reserved for Kamala, anyway.) 

Exciting news for all 16 remaining players!