Nothing wrong with cursive.  It’s easy to learn and grade-schoolers learn very quickly.  They can and should be taught to write in cursive.  Get over it.

I came here to #UmActually that line but I see a fellow ponybro has already corrected the record.  Princess Applejack, my ass.

Does anyone seriously do this shit? Who the fuck cares? I’ve literally never heard of a single person sending or receiving an “end-of-year family newsletter” and if I ever receive one, I’ll delete it immediately.

We like ours and everyone we know that owns one likes theirs.  Fuck off and go scream on a street corner somewhere.

Maybe stop trying to make a videogame movie out of the movie videogame.  It’s already there.  The work is done.  This is beyond unnecessary.

How much does Bethesda pay you?  Fuck off, kid.

I’ll keep putting two spaces after periods until it’s outlawed.  Then I’ll go to jail.

That’s “staggering?”

What, you mean cutting a break to a man who says I’m pussifying America and I’m a whiny snowflake and “my kind” is everything that’s wrong with the world?

“We are so sorry, but Kanye West won’t stop tweeting about Drake and we have no choice but to write about it.”

Yeah, who cares. Fuck my personal privacy. Let every corporation on earth know every single thing about me and see pictures I never shared. This doesn’t seem like that big of a deal.

Country music has a problem with women? Really!?

Fuck him and fuck his politics.  Hope it bombs.  

What a piece of fucking shit. Bevin visited my workplace when our company relocated to Kentucky — I was getting off the elevator when he and his aides were waiting to get on. It took every ounce of my strength not to flip him the bird and tell him to “fuck off” right to his face. If I wasn’t wearing a jacket with my…

Because they’re neither “professional” nor “writers.”  I see these simple mistakes all the fucking time here.  Keep defending poor performers, I guess. 

“...and hoards of pirates...” 

Yeah, my dad has spent his entire life avoiding MSG because it gives him blinding, debilitating migraines every single time without fail. It’s so bad he has to take Imitrex injections if it happens because he’ll spend 36 hours in bed in a dark room with a pillow over his eyes moaning in constant pain.

-”Even if Counter-Strike’s gunplay is second to none...”

One of the first things I did was change the wake word to “Computer” because I feel like fucking Iron Man or something when I give commands.

Exactly. This is all hand-wringing bullshit. If Beyonce made a habit of performing shows wearing t-shirts and sweatpants, that would be her normal. But it’s not - it’s “couture.” And “looking like a sock” is absolutely Sheeran’s normal. They both did their normal and put on a show. End of story.