It’s called natural selection.

Greeeeeeeaaaaaat, time for a bunch of unnecessarily sexualized 12 year olds.

“Finally, we will get a (tiny) peak into...” 

No, try googling “initialism.”

Case closed.  Fuck off.

Pussy.

Huh, I guess there are physicists on 4chan after all.

Opinion discarded.

STOP MAKING GENERIC DATING SIMS WHERE YOU JUST CLICK THROUGH DIALOGUE UNDER STATIC 2D IMAGES.

On one hand, this is another step in the direction of law enforcement circumventing privacy rights.

Say what you want, he was phenomenal in The Book of Mormon.

Why the fuck would I ever want to waste my time talking to a conspiracy theorist?  Nothing I say will change their mind that Hillary Clinton isn’t running a pedophile sex ring out of a pizza parlor’s basement.  Fuck them.  Ignore them ‘til they die.

NISSAN™ CARS!

Literally only clicked on this article so I could scroll down to the comments and see this gif.  Thank you, BirdMan.

Anybody here watch J.A.G.?

I’ll do the altruistic and selfless thing here and announce that I am a huge fan of big tits.  

Sausage, egg ‘n cheese wrap and sausage, egg ‘n cheese sourdough sandwich. Try one of each. They’re insanely delicious. They even line the breakfast wrap with smushed-up hashbrowns. I’m drooling just thinking about it. (And definitely get the sausage, even if you usually prefer bacon. Their sausage is thick and juicy…

That should be illegal.

None of it fucking matters.

If we’re talking all-time tastiest/best value fast food breakfast, I have to give it to Arby’s, hands down. It’s a shame that there’s only one Arby’s remotely on my way to work and they stopped serving breakfast at that location. Their breakfast wraps and sourdoughs are fucking crazy delicious and filling for how…