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Shia Labeouf
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No no no nonononononononononononononononono

Not listening. I'm not listening.

You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

No no no nonononononononononononononononono

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.

Last night, I was awakened from a fitful sleep, shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning by a shrill, sibilant, faceless voice. I couldn't make it out at first in the dark bedroom. And I said, 'I'm sorry, you will have to talk a little louder.'…And the Voice said to me: 'I want you to tell the people the truth, not an

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.

I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel.

Actually I quite liked it. I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. And interesting rhythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity…ah yes, sorry, vogonity…of the poet's compassionate soul, which contrives through

I fucked up.

This bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps

Who?

I've got qualities that don't come shining through right at the outset, but give me a chance and I'll get the job done- I can guarantee you that.

T'ank you veddy much.

Hey, that's my impression! Get your own!

Oak trees grow to be hundreds of years old. They only have to produce one single tree every hundred years in order to propagate. May sound banal to you but it was a big thing for me to realize that when I was up here with Nic. The acorns fell on the roof vent. They kept falling and falling. And die and die. And I

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life; and the procedure, the process is its own reward.

For this I could say
I'm sorry, but I won't. Why should I? I mean who the hell are you
anyway…you audience? You're on me every night like a pack of wolves cause
you can't stand facing what you are and what you've made. Yes, the world
is a terrible place, yes, cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes,
a war is