I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

The ones you really need to watch out for are those people who are only posing as posers. They don't really know anything about posing. They don't live the poser lifestyle.

I fucked up.

How about in dog years?

Camus? I'm pretty sure you meant LeBeouf.

That's very well put, exactly the kind of thing I was talking about. I don't know how hardcore Doctor Who fans feel about this, but big chunks of the modern series seem to have devolved into the same kind of posturing and myth-making at the expense of good stories. See: any scene where the Doctor wags his fingers at…

if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call

Power is the great aphrodisiac.

I fucked up.

Like a reposted comments gimmick account.

UH-OH!

I just want to say: Oh my god we broke his brain. Well done, everyone!

There is no God: just LeBeouf, staring intently into a mirror and masturbating while muttering James Franco quotes.

I wouldn't count on God taking action against Labeouf for the winding river of bullshit anytime soon. He's had a pretty weak legal team ever since losing Satan.

I agree. Just copy/paste any previous comments to this thread. No one will know the difference.

Hilarious. It's hilarious that cops do this stuff, yet still find time to make sure that the U.S. has 25% of the world's prison population. It's hilarious that they're never punished when they break the law, by anyone, even when they kill people, and it's hilarious that they actually lock people up to meet quotas to…

You nimrods, it's obviously a commentary on how people are no longer allowed to think for themselves. You see, because of consumerism, the media, etc.

Sofia Coppola makes great, enlightening movies, This will be yet another.

Here's hoping this whole Phoenix thing doesn't turn into some kind of saga.