I hate the goodbye handshakes when there are multiple groups, it’s very “doctor, doctor,doctor” just round and round, handshakes and names, the same that happened hours earlier. I have ran to the car to avoid this crazy handshake goodbye merry go round.

That sucks. From my angle, in most environments if people are getting handshakes and introductions, and I'm in the crew I want that too. I think denying a handshake looks douchier than being denied one.

What is that? Some people might just do that, like close talkers or rubby huggers?

I think the looks mean, “who the fuck are you.”

Holy fuck the not shaking the hand thing. I work with all men in an industrial environment. When we meet with outside buisnesses or representatives I am always the last introduced, and often the handshake is wierd if I get one. Limp or that half hand thing. And when I jut my hand out and introduce myself the 45-50+ yr…

David Sedaris immediately came to mind. He seems like the most amusing conversationalist and he is delightful.

THIISSSS!

we would be so lucky to be old. Because it means we didn't die young. I fear car accidents and cancer. That's all I thought when I saw the title. I'm afraid.

that was my first thought!

I star'd this because a 3hr boozey lunch reading magazines sounds divine.

listening to the album on spotify... Definitely feeling it, have to say I ran up to see the title of a track because the beat was so real and raw- it was from maad city... I can see how distinctly different they are. Digging it though.

I aknowledge glimmers of my future-self whenever my SO is out of town. Scene: curling my hair and playing with heavy make-up in a sloppy tunic with leggings, drinking champagne and St. Germaine, marathon HBO Go, cry cry cry. HAVING THE BEST TIME.

FLEEK annoys the shit out of me. But Niki saying "pretty on FLEEK" makes sense and sounds ok- from her. Also my auto correct caps' fleek - except that one. FLEEK ok normal again.

haha! mine worked best during the season after Carl's Mom died. He went fucking nuts.

My bf and I have for a while now, referred to WD as "Ricks Existential Crisis"- like, "whadyou wanna do tonight!?"..."watch Ricks Existential Crisis?" Yep!

I love the use of "thirsty" in this. It is so fucking thirsty. The thirstiest.

when I was in 6th grade I begged to play with my friends hair who just got her braids out. She was like,"no it's all gross because it's been in braids forever, have you never touched a black girls hair?" And then I was like o_o! Later in middle school my black friend, who was a guy, was obsessed with how smooth my…