Jameela Jamil is the best person on TV right now. We don’t deserve her.

Yes, Jez! Please, cover people like Jameela Jamil more, and the shitty Insta shills less. Please!

The more I hear from Jameela the more I like her. She was on Room 101 in the U.K. when I first realised she was more than  C4 eye candy for their hipster progs on a Sunday.

Except Jameela wasn’t always conventionally beautiful. She explained in a recent interview that her advocacy surrounding body positivity comes from personal experiences being born deaf, being heavy as a child and bullied about her weight, and in a serious accident that left her unable to walk for more than a year.…

*raises hand sheepishly*... they have good travel rewards

It’s a fear of mine. I am Lindsay Lohan’s age. In 2005 or so, there was an era of anorexia and I hopped in for a year. Later, I was thin from abusing energy pills. Later, I was thin for being stressed. I spent my 20s being thin, now I spend my 30s trying to be as healthy as possible .I fear for my poor heart. 

His great-grandfather and name sake, Armand Hammer, owned Arm & Hammer for awhile. Although it had been named long before him.

“So touched by all of the celebrities posting pictures of themselves with Stan Lee… no better way to commemorate an absolute legend than putting up a picture of yourself.”

I’m a black attorney and when I used to go to court regularly, everyone assumed I was one of the defendants. I would be in a suit and have my files with me but would still get told I would be called up to the bench when it was time for the judge to hear my plea.

I would love to come here and not see a fucking Kardashian or Hadid on the front page. I can go to Buzzfeed for that. 

I think the Satanic Temple is different than the Church of Satan. The Satanic Temple’s main thing is to try to subvert religious freedom laws or use religious freedom arguments (ie in a challenge against restrictive abortion laws) to challenge the way those laws and arguments almost exclusively mean religious freedom…

I am gathering that I MUST finally watch this dumpster fire.  It sounds so delicious!  

I say watch the first season and if you’re not hooked then don’t bother. But honestly, this is my absolute favorite Bravo reality tv show!

We were already dumb. We now have good dumb shows to watch.

I’ve never watched this show. Maybe I’ll make a winter project of watching it all from the beginning. Worth my time? 

thank gawd this is back.

I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.

I refuse to acknowledge a reality where Jared’s voice doesn’t sound like this:

I imagine Jared Kushner as smooth and hairless as a Ken doll, with a small embossed mound where his genitals should be. 

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.