“Can I call you daddy?”

How else are you supposed to ferry your sleeping child down The Strip at 2 AM with two fists of yard long cocktails, if not with a stroller?

My son’s in first grade and there is a classmate whose mom carries him everywhere. She’s petite and he’s not a peanut; his feet dangle past her knees. She carries him from the bus, she carries him to the bus, he sits on top of her on the bus. I thought maybe he had some kind of mobility challenge but them I saw him at…

The only Bachelor show worth watching!

This is the kind of Bachelor news that may actually get me to watch the show.

Don’t forget about the woman he is raising. Kimmel’s ordeal with his son opened his eyes to how bad things are for so many in this country. I’m sure he just wants better for his children like most people do.

I drive for both Uber and Lyft. Not to burst any bubbles or anything, but every driver I know drives for both companies as well. I’m sure there are some who drive only for one, but I think they are few in number. I mean, why go through all of the effort to get approved to drive, only to limit yourself to taking request…

“And because John Kelly was either oblivious, extremely sensitive, or simply didn’t care about the people (mostly Muslims) whom his agency was effectively locking out of the country—or some combination of all three—his takeaway was that Elizabeth Warren is a little mean.”

This is some weak ass bullshit. The Democrats had no power. We’ve known since Kennedy retired that this was a losing battle, but it was a battle that the Democrats had to fight. They mounted as effective a campaign against Kavanaugh as could be made, and they lost, which was absolutely to be expected. This loss was…

Fuck Joe Manchin. So much so that I think Democrats in WV should kick his ass out of office. Let the fucking Republican win, how much worse can he really be?

Everyone EVER needs to watch Hannah Gadsby’s “Nanette” right now. Even if they’ve already watched it. It is a fucking game changer and soul -saving piece of art for the ages.

I’ve just seen A Star Is Born and it is sooooo gooooooood! 

Stark memory from high school:

for me, these were the movies i saw before i understood how the world works, and then i applied these ideas to what was going on. watching them now, these movies sort of make me sad that i thought these things were ok at all. but i know better now, so that’s something?

I think a lot of folks enjoyed it at the time. That’s what makes it so much harder to look back upon — realizing that this much-loved film was actually horribly rapey... and that we couldn’t see it back then, because that was just how it was.

I couldn’t sleep last night, because I kept thinking about this - the laughter is what I remember about being bullied and harassed in school. I am sure the bullies barely remember it, but it has scarred me for life. I am in my fifties, and last night I kept thinking about things the boy next door said and did to me in…

Just because a certain news story is everywhere on TV and social media doesn’t mean a restaurant or bar needs to address it

Here is my hot, straight from Papa John’s pizza oven, take:

The thing about supporters of authoritarians is that the moment their guy starts losing that authority....they jump like rats on a sinking ship looking for the next messiah that can bring meaning to their amorphous but prejudicial cowardice. 

Although the alleged incident took place decades ago and the three individuals involved were minors, the woman said that the memory had been a source of ongoing distress for her