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some of yall mofuckas wearing CORAL and NOT ORANGE.

Who is not aware of gun violence? If these celebrities stage a sit-in at NRA headquarters, I’ll be impressed. That won’t work either, but I’ll be impressed.

Nobody who wants to be able to stock up at Walmart is suddenly going to reconsider because Kim Kardashian wore an orange sweatshirt with no pants.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

It read to me like she was part of a project that was doing selfies about gun violence and red shirts (and she was intended to that day) when the news broke and she did a “smdh” post that people interpreted as self centered.

Well then you are extraordinarily dramatic, or you didn’t look at the texts. Both maybe.

It’s either that, or moves to Big Sur or Joshua Tree for a while, discovers her inner Stevie Nicks, and comes back to Los Angeles and makes her California Record™.

Her new hair? Because it’s really bad.

LOL like Karlie ever went anywhere.

She must be tall for her age.

I still have massive trouble with the idea of Kendall Jenner as an in-demand, high-fashion model. She may have inexplicably wormed her way into the heart of catty Karl Lagerfeld and into the pages of Vogue, but she’s still not model-enough for Leo.

Quick, Karlie! Now’s your chance!

with this picture on a cover

Does that mean we get 2 more albums?

I’m surprised Kim has back problems, considering 90% of her wardrobe seems to be composed of compression bandages.

I don’t think jail would actually help. I would like to see them have to work in some way with victims of domestic violence, sex trafficking and rape so they can see firsthand why this was so wrong and that you’re not without fault just because you didn’t penetrate her with your penis.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.