The fish in my son’s aquarium turned cannibal and he had many, many questions about this. I’d very much welcome the chance to change the topic to lesbian fish.

“Working on The View’s rebrand.”

Why is there alwaysone jerk who has to take any topic and make it political? Give it a fucking rest.

Yeah, there’s who I want backing me up as a not drug-and-alcohol addled violent creep: Mickey fucking Rourke!!

He’s saying that Depp is smearing her in the press to get away from abuse allegations. Where are you getting the other side?

At least there is a chance that we’ve seen the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise

I love it when guys defend other guys by talking about *their* own friendship as evidence for why the guy must not have beaten his female partner. It’s like white guys saying “my white friend has always been great to me, there’s no way he’s racist!!”

One has to wonder how many of Disney’s top executives have spent their Memorial Day weekend in an emergency meeting.

Don’t think too hard about it. Just sit back and think of how beautiful the world is that two people born with backwards feet can find each other... and find love.

I’m pretty sure they’re black and gold??

NOT NOW, MIA.

Never change girl.

She has a lot of dedication

you again

Famous designer Marc Jacobs has been stalking a talented young girl since she was 16. He copied her work for many brands and kept her in pressure. Jacobs wants to control everyone! She exposed the truth about him via her blogpost. Please share the link!

I wonder if they dated all the other oceans first. Like, the Atlantic Ocean was their first love but then randomly found out one day it’s a right-wing nutjob that supported slavery and other awful stuff. Then they fell in love with the Indian Ocean freshman year but their parents’ didn’t approve of the relationship.…

I’m not even sure it is safe for the environment.

I hope they have a prenup. My spousal support payments to the Moon nearly bankrupted me after the divorce.

Do you think alcoholics might be more likely to be abusive? Genuinely wondering, might be a dumb or offensive question but he’s obviously been hitting the bottle hard for years.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG