How is it even possible to hate all variety of Cheetos?

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Violent attacks are becoming a staple of current politics.

I’ve got two azalea bushes in my backyard. One is named “Iggy” and the other one, which gets more sunlight, is named “Ms. Banks.”

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

The world needs more of this sort of “I’m green” old people craziness instead of the “President Trump will let me murder Mexicans” old people crazy we’ve been getting lately.

“She is an artist who makes tiny, finely painted watercolors, and has worked for decades creating hand-painted prints for top clothing designers and manufacturers.”

Good on her! Harmless, eccentric people make the world a better place. More lively, more interesting, more spiritually challenging. Good for you, Green Lady!

I’m assuming Shia’s beard is a donor site for Mia’s eyebrow transplants?

So you’re asking “Why didn’t they make a completely different show?”

I buy this, though. I don’t have a problem with the lack of diversity on this show, because I feel like its entire role is lampooning the absurdity of silicon valley culture. It’s supposed to be an exaggerated version of start-up/venture politics, not an idealized version of it. They even have a whole episode about…

I read this as a warning to all other people like me: don’t say maybe to PTSA secretary because next thing you know you’re the President. Don’t say maybe to seem nicer, y’all.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

Is anyone else surprised he managed to hold it long enough to be put in the car after being tased? You’d think your body would freak out and you know...release anything it was holding right after getting shocked.

HE PLAYED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE FOR SEVERAL BUDDIES OVER DINNER. A local waiter complaining is what helped get the story in the news.

If you haven’t been following this, the key here is that the hotel employees facilitated the video by telling the stalker where her room was and allowing his request to stay right next to her, I guess because they thought it would cute to let him perv on her.

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

Like I’d tell anyone other than the CDC?