Welcome! You must be new here. This is called irony. Also dark humor. In this case, quite dark. But still humorous, and also copacetic because the joke is at the expense of the sicko dillweed murderer.
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And this is the first time Wilde Lake has ever been described as “well-to-do” in the history of the Internet. Congrats.
I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.
Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.
Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.
Ah, Gay or European. One of my favorite games. My BFF’s Italian ex wore Swarovski crystal embellished Armani thongs.
Whoobs?
Who?
Who?
Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.
I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.
In college, during a particularly sad dry spell I made some joke about having to put twigs and leaves over my vagina in the hopes that I could trick someone into falling in. A few years later, I see Margaret Cho doing the exact same joke. Clearly, Cho didn’t steal the joke from me. I’m not making a definite judgment…
White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.
“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…
“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”
HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....
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