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I can understand somewhat the initial concern about physical strength but this is negated by the mandatory requirements. Aka if she can meet the physical strength required, then she has every right to be there.

“I have to admit, I always felt the use of a period in a text meant something more.”

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

Ready to have your mind blown? Emilio Estevez is Charlie Sheen’s brother

Well I for one am glad to know who we are going to turn on next. I got you in my sights Brie Larson.

I agree - this post is way over the top. Barring some dysfunctional family backstory, the adult child owes the parents polite behavior (returning calls, being nice) just as much as the parents owe the adult child polite behavior. Unless the adult child wants to break away from her parents entirely - including

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual

I think she said he won’t have a directional name. It’ll probably be Khryst.

I thought this was going to be dumb but it was the exact RIGHT KIND of dumb.

I laughed a little too loudly at “Snow scares me.” and “I’m not allowed in Emma Robert’s fight club.”

Advance note: Not a lawyer here, so I fully accept that my take might not be perfect from that perspective.-

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

“When I received an email inviting me to a tasting event for the Season 13 of Top Chef, I was sitting on Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro.”

I love how doctors manhandle babies so confidently like a sack of potatoes. I hold my niece like she is made of tissue paper, but this guy is a pro!

Poor Yolanda. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make everyone you know go on the Master Cleanse.

Well, this was obvious. As the great American poet Jax Taylor once said “I have milk with a longer shelf life than that marriage.”

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

If a morsel is eaten and there’s no app to track it on, do the calories really count?

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

It’s even more insulting that only offered him 72 Virgin miles for the inconvenience.

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.