Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

Um hello, he was on The Hills.

FALSE! He was on The Hills, not Laguna Beach. Time to up your krill oil doses.

God, I’m completely addicted. I rent at least twice a year. Never ever had a bad experience. Everything is much more high-quality than Ross and never in a million years did I think I could wear some of the labels I have. So it’s nice when you want to feel fancy. :) Try it for real.

Not to mention that it suggests that parents who choose to go back to work at or even before 3 months (even when more leave is available) are deliberately playing Russian Roulette with their kid’s life.

This is tragic of course but I really hate the whole “You’re leaving your baby with STRANGERS!!!” Um... no my husband and I actually visited the daycare, met the caregivers and did our research on whether or not the facility was licensed/the policies they follow. My daughter is now 2. She loves her caregivers. They…

More likely that pistol accidentally kills one of your family members than the ISIS guy that blows himself up beside you. Statistically speaking. But, if it makes you feel better, then why not.

The French historically can and will mobilize quickly, heroically and effectively to combat any and all threats to their liberty. They may use Uber this time instead of taxis though.

During a JOB INTERVIEW.

If Oprah can’t fix you, you are an irredeemable disaster.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

Mouth pump.

I hate myself for knowing this, but they had to take tissue from his ear bc it was his third nose job.

A million times yes. I only started binging it last year after asking the same question.

He’s what Frodo would look like if he left The Shire and moved to L.A.

Home for the Pauladays?

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

I came across these stories last year and I found them hard to get through, I guess I’m a wuss, but last January something really weird happened to me and I’ve wanted to share it ever since.