unfortunately, you can’t get a drink in the museum until you kill your family

I am v excited to go and stand in the lobby while yelling, “IS IT OVER?! OH GOD TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING!” with my hands over my eyes.

banned, banned, ur all banned

so down.

More people watched the Democratic debate than in 2008:

This was pretty, pretty, good.

He even broke out a “what is the deal with..”

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

I totally submitted a story because son of a bitch, that would be super cool.

I’ve been there. While it’s neat and interesting, I wouldn’t want to spend more than 45 minutes-an hour in there.

Nathan Rabin coined the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl to describe the character Claire. So without Elizabethtown, we wouldn’t have the term, and without the term, I wouldn’t have had the idea for my PhD. Lemons...lemonade.

You shut your filthy mouth!

I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.

I don’t want to alarm you but you may have a concussion or something, because Working Girl is literally one of the best movies ever made.

That last line is a garbage opinion. The garbagiest.

Whut????? You truly ARE cuckoo. That movie is amazing—shoulderpads and all!

Elizabethtown was supposed to be Bloom’s Garden State. Instead it was his Battlefield Earth.

The comments nitpicking that her show hasn’t aired yet or that she’s too obscure... Even if she was the only one whose show hadn’t aired yet (she wasn’t) or she was the only one who was not a household name (she isn’t), so what? Why not make a fuss that Vanity Fair didn’t choose to make an editorial decision to give…