it’s just all about you, isn’t it?

narcissism +1

It’s a well-known fact that psychopaths are obsessed with pants-zipping.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

....did this scientific study just prove that if you want to have a baby, you should have sex?

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Just remember who is fighting for univeral healthcare come 2016 #feelthebern

At least the Mormons have good potato salad... Scientology just has John Travolta’s gayness trapped in a phylactery.

You know, both the Scientologists and the Mormons are facing a lot of criticisms lately and they’re both basically Space Jesus cults run by hucksters. I’m thinking a merger is in order.

Lindsay Lohan got trapped in an elevator

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

They didn’t have a prenup. He wanted one, she said no. The funny thing is, without the show or Nick, Jessica wouldn’t be where she is today. So calling her first marriage her “biggest money mistake” is simply not true.

I doubt she would have much a career today had it not been for Newlyweds, so I call bullshit on that.

I think Tay said it best herself.

I am totally in the dark about the authors’ feuds and assumed the joke was that “weiner” and “purity” lined up to make “wiener purity”? 10/10 would read again.

I basically babbled. Something along the lines of, “I’m so glad he has such an open minded and loving family, but I’m not a sex worker and I really only know him from the amazing stories my new coworkers tell me. I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure I would’ve loved him but maybe not that way but maybe that way…

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

I am going to keep this one short and sweet.

im actually personally offended that tate is #2