That was before lunch, bro

Let me get this straight. This asshole works for his nice things by building companies and providing goods and services that people gladly pay him for and you go out of your way to shit on him. [Which is fair since, as I stated, he can be an asshole]

...and she hasn’t even seen the license plate.

Your first sentence nailed it.

“...sequential turn indicators...”

Nobody cares about Mac gaming. Except Blizzard.

You should teach her a lesson.

For one glorious week I owned an E46 330ci.

I was afraid this was going to go down some kind of modern-day Noah zealotry, so I was incredibly pleased to read that he wants to use it for research missions. That’s awesome. Ok, now for the dumb questions:

Not with that kind of attitude.

Hey, it’s Project Satan!

Francesca then closed the show yesterday by listing all the stops on the 7 train and knocking over a Diet Coke

Meanwhile, over on FAN, Mike Francesa spent 22 minutes thinking out loud about what kind of entree Cam Newton would pick for his wedding. “The salmon... maybe the salmon.... but fish, you know.... maybe the poahk?”

A $100,000!?

Congratulations, Mr. Ill_Mac, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she wipes the butt print off the fender.