But will the scripts be less than 140 characters?

YOU'RE OFF SCRIPT!

I find that the penguin race is sorely unrepresented in the media.

Holy crap! Three people dead within 24 hours.

I see them at my grocery store all the time. I once asked the register and she said kids mostly bought them.

Oh you changed it, alright.

The Bruce we needed, but not the one we deserved.

Two thumbs down.

The comment's quite a spud.

Loser has to get PS4s clamped to their nipples. With an 90% off price tag.

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

"Who wants to have fun in Middle Earth?" - AV Club

ERNIE!

FUCK YEAH!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND MANNY

Shut it, Jack Wagon!

With a top hat.

tell 'im off!

Where's Poochie?

NOOOO!!!