There are options in between soulless cubicle and McDonalds playground.

Nope. There’s making an office space fun by having creative design, and then there’s making your office space look like a daycare center. This is far and away the latter. I would be embarrassed to work there.

These all look like the kind of companies which value themselves at $5 billion and then a couple of years later someone realizes they don’t actually make any money so all the office furniture has to go back to Toys R Us.

I’ll take my cubicle farm with my own personal space than having to balance a laptop on one knee while sitting on a fake Mario mushroom and trying g not to trip over toddlers toys on my way to the conference room - sorry, magical meeting forest.

most of the people who work in tech want to get their work done and go the fuck home at a reasonable time.

Most of the people who work in tech are either X-Gamers or at least are interested in science fiction