Childcare!? In my day they just dropped you off at the bootstrap factory where you work your way up from the bottom. Coddling these children will not turn them into to the sociopathic corporate elites this country needs.

Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle.

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

This story doesn't even compare...

On BART, my friend once saw a toddler signal to it's mom that it had to poop ("elimination communication") and then the mom took out a tupperware and had the kid shit inside the tupperware. On the actual train car.

Didn't believe in dinosaurs.

Counter-point: Bananas, Pineapples and Cherries is also the strict diet that Pac-Man was on and dude is round as fuck.

I am pleased to learn that the new Kallax shelving system will have the same internal dimensions as the Expedit system.