I have one whose favorite things to sneak-lick are eyeshadow primer, a particular brand of face oil, and my hair when it’s sweaty and disgusting. I kind of understand the hair thing because it’s a grooming action, but eyeshadow primer? Really?

We started doing this crazy, crazy thing. We keep a ticket journal. We just tape/paste/staple our concert/flight/museum tickets, restaurant bills, etc, into a regular lined journal, the cheap kind, and have an instant log of the stuff we’ve done because we forget. It’s so retro that it’s future.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

You saying it’s not Toxic Masculinity?

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?

This is my struggle. I actually just bought the tide no-smell pods and hope that they work (irony alert: they kind of stink themselves). I tried all the Jolie approved “ask a clean person” methods. I try to let them air dry on the side of the bathtub so they don’t fester in the hamper.I try, I try, I try. Everything…

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

FUCKING EXACTLY.

Straight, white lady privilege talk.

Just going to bomb you with my pig photos

This is my pig.

Me too. His ‘British Milhouse’ joke killed me.

There’s really a lot of that going on in old-timey medicine. Sigmund Frued had a really bad case too. Dude, just because your mom died and your dad married some lady that was only like 2 years older than you and you had a huge fucking crush on her doesn’t mean that all of human behavior is driven by our desire to bang…

He's a pretty good example of "I have a problem so all the rest of you must be wrong." Hey dude. If coffee and tea get you sexually excited...well maybe you're the ONLY ONE who really needs to stop drinking coffee and tea, or dipping your balls in it or whatever the fuck you were doing that got you on this tear, kay?

Her brother though, what a bad-ass

God, yeah, I just listened to that one the other day. The vicarious rage I felt was overwhelming. I can’t imagine how she must feel.

Did anyone listen to the This American Life recently with a woman describing her life after her genitals were mutilated in childhood? It’s a devastating piece but just so well done. She talks about confronting her mother who had the procedure done to her daughter even though she had also gone through it. It’s so…

I am alone. Quite possibly in the whole world.

You fucking, stupid, careless asshole. Usually? Usually?

No charges?!? God I hope his ex-wife sues for total custody and wrongful death. Fuck that idiot leaving a loaded gun out. Fuck him.