Goodbye Millihelen.

Jane, you kick ass, and Millihelen has been wonderful, and I will miss reading about your face and vagina here.

Jane, I lurked in Milihelen for every single post. I didn’t even have to comment because I can honestly say this was one of the most informed, well rounded commentariats I’ve ever encountered on the internets, and I attribute that to you. You gave solid fucking advice with an open heart and mind and you kept your…

This was my absolute favorite part of Jezebel. You were a kind and considerate poster and took the time to comment back to us. I appreciated every interaction we had and every interaction I saw you have with others. You fostered a massive addiction to beauty boxes in me and I cannot quit it. I am beyond pissed that…

Did she feed it to a crocodile from the back of her new boyfriend’s 1975 pickup truck while drunk, smoking and pregnant? No? Then it wasn’t the most Florida way to destroy the wedding dress.

God damn it. I was recently broken up with via text after 12 years, I thought for sure that was the worst and I could finally win one of the pissing contests when a breakup themed one came up. No, I should know by now, there's always a bigger asshole out there.

I’m glad I read your comment before commenting myself. I really hate the whole “trash the dress” thing. Donate the dress if you don’t want it anymore, for whatever reason. Come on, make some other brides day!

I had fantasized about leaving, but he was in the midst of severe depression and other health issues, so I did not dare. I never imagined he would be the one to say it, as he was so lethargic. I did not want to give him time to change his mind, so I moved fast.

Better before than long after and with kids in the picture. Guy’s still a tool, though.

in 2004, I would have really appreciated this SATC reference. now, I think those four women were just a bunch of crazies. Especially Carrie. OMG, Carrie is painful to watch now! All those pensive stares into the middle distance while strutting down the street.

So sorry to see you go, and I’ll be following at the Toast. I know it’s just the internet, but this blog has meant a lot to me. Beyond the funny articles and the great makeup info, the millihelen commenters are some of the most supportive, lovely internet people I’ve ever met. I think that’s a direct function of the…

To be fair to Amy Schumer, I would have probably been pissed too. I had this one security guard at my office in NYC who would NEVER let me in the building without my ID even though he saw me every single day. If I forgot it at home, or left it upstairs, he would look me up in the system, call up to the office, confirm…

Since I have started hitting the anger stage/ giving no fucks about anything stage in my breakup...I probably would have put on my head phone and started doing squats and random zumba moves in front of the place because I came to work out and I'm working out.

I’d be super annoyed if it happened to me. And I’m the definition of nobody.

What kind of shitty gym can't look up a member on its system with something other than the barcode thingy?

At the very least, it’s a hell of a drug.

Great, so now antibiotics will give me c. diff AND cause me to pop off? This is too much.

Cocaine is an antibiotic?

Very cool. Sad to think Raven Simone wore just throw her resume in the trash.