Yep, me too. I just don’t have the money to indulge in movies at the theater, so I save my movie money for movies that absolutely should be seen on the big screen. While Jurassic World is never going to be a critical contender for anything, it’s pure entertainment on the big screen. And that, for me, is the bottom…

I just don’t understand the need for biopics of people who lived and died, like, three years ago. We already know Steve Jobs’ story. This would be much more interesting as a film like 50 years from now when we all have iBrain implants. Some retrospective insight about the dawn of a new era of internet and computer…

I mean, financial compensation is literally the only thing you can get when a loved one dies without any malicious intent or active negligence. Are you expecting them to make tire swing inspections? Even if they did, tire swings are inherently risky as you can’t calculate the weight a tree will bear very easily.

I’ve never done AirBnB because it kinda weirds me out, but in some ways it’s not any different than staying over a friend’s house. Who knows if your friend has a carbon monoxide alarm or when they last swung on the swing. I mean, homes, in general are pretty dangerous to even the people who live there.

I spent a year of my life working for Disney so I can promise you this, simultaneously people die on Disney property and no one dies on Disney property.

I feel terrible for this man, and he has every right to share this story, but if we’re talking on a global scale, not just in the U.S, then even hotels are totally at your own risk. There was that teacher in Cuba who got killed in her hotel room (by the security guard as I remember?) and Cuba is pretty non-violent.…

So someone help me out. Is uber/air bnb crazy cheap or something? Because when these services came out my first thought was, why the fuck would i get into some rando car who i don’t know where anything could happen? Same with air bnb, maybe this person claims they’re gone and then they come and hacksaw me to pieces.…

Wouldn’t the owner of the property be responsible? A dangerous tire swing is pretty much the definition of “attractive nuisance.” Granted attractive nuisance applies only to kids in most states, I still think this would be a homeowner’s claim like a slip and fall for not shoveling your walkway.

By all means, please demonstrate how regulation would’ve literally “saved his father’s life.” No doubt more thoughtful rope-swing legislation is needed.

But she says:

Feminism is about equality for all. Wanting to lose weight is one thing, while saying that all women should strive to be a certain, “acceptable” size, is a completely different thing, and anti-feminist. Do your thing, Shonda, and as long as you keeping doing you without expecting other people to do or be a certain…

These white flower walls are an obsession. Calling Dr. Freud!

Man, they are really obsessed with the flower walls. Are there even anymore white roses left in the world?

Fail. Didn’t even bother to try on a Jazz Age style suit. When your lady goes all out, at least make an effort to match her.

Oh look, another wall of freaking flowers......just stap it.

I'm sorry to interrupt you Kanye but Ashlee Simpson had the best forgotten lyrics slip up of all time!

You don’t think she actually read the book, do you??

“Kris Jenner’s Great Gatsby themed 60th birthday party”

I am so conflicted on the idea of Great Gatsby-themed parties. On one hand, THIS SHIT is EXACTLY what the book was warning you about! But on the other hand, SOOOOOOOO PRETTY I wanna wear fringe and sequins and pin curl my hair and drink champagne omgomgomg.

So let me get this straight. Kris jenner threw a Great Gatsby theme party. Great Gatsby a book that’s basically about how new money people are gauche, full of artifice, and dead inside. It’s almost too funny. To bad it went completely over their heads.