I have anxiety issues when receiving oral sex and can only orgasm from it if I am at least slightly tipsy.

You are honestly the most beautiful human.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

I think it’s a bit silly to call Alison Stevenson a hero, but your point is well made. She at least pushed through years of cultural expectations before declaring herself done, but this guy giving up after one try? Yeahno. (Don’t) Fuck that guy.

Thank you, William Lloyd, for advertising to women everywhere that they should not waste their time getting into bed with you. On behalf of women everywhere, thank you!!

Did this guy ever find out that not all girls will pee in his face?

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

But then there wouldn’t have been the chance of others seeing him.

THERE IS PORN ON THE INTERNET FOR FREE.

I’m not surprised that they want to keep Raven. They’re hoping that people will hate watch the show. They don’t care that she spent her while life insulated from society and that her opinions are meaningless to the discussion except to the racists who can cite her as their black friend.

I doubt anyone has named their child “Watermelondrea”. She was making fun of “ghetto” names. She meant names like “Aaliyah(high born)“, “Jamal(handsome)“, “Lakeisha(favourite)“. She meant names associated with Black people. She meant “Don’t give your child a name that signifies their cultural heritage, and if you do,…

How strange, wrong and simple do black women need to be to get a platform for their opinions? Just how threatening would a credible, reasonable, intelligent, black lady pundit be if we’re only given Whoopi, Raven and Stacey Dash?

“We love Raven,” the network said in a statement, as Us magazine reported. “She is confident, genuine and opinionated, all qualities that make her a great addition to the panel.”

Exec 1: “Which ignorant has-been should we hire next to drum up indignance and ratings?”

it’s almost as if nobody cares about the view unless someone is saying something tremendously stupid

That was the whole point of keeping Raven around. People have been talking about the view a lot more since she’s been on, she ain’t going nowhere and people will keep talking about her. :(

Of course they’re going to keep her. At this point, The View is basically an amalgamation of The Real Housewives/Presidential Debates/The Bachelor: Live! You know, a quagmire of in-fighting, petty bullshit and intellectually offensive opinions.

I thought I would share a story of my dad’s. Our family has many stories where none of us can quite explain it, to non skeptics we believe we are definitely clairvoyant to some degree. My parents tell me stories from when I was younger, I’m not as in tuned to it as they are but this story of my dads is from his days…

Okay, so this year I can participate since the main player who would be scandalized by airing the laundry has passed. As background, my mother had me in her late thirties and her mother in turn had her in her late thirties. My mother was the youngest of eight children and had brothers much older than she, which is how…

I guarantee this story will be interesting: