Outside the use of mental illness, I believe that this falls under insane as a definition: a : extreme folly or unreasonableness b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable

Just because you're willing to get on your knees and suck some dick for rent money doesn't mean they have to as well..

Pardon me for being very Canadian (anti-drug) and judgmental when I say this, but I can find little to no reason why a pregnant woman needs opioids, ever. For shame, period. I pity those suckered into the American insurance lawsuit pharmaceutical monster system.

I'm guess these are the kinds of doctors that are quick to write a prescription for painkillers rather than treating the actual problem. I know too many women and men and are now hooked on painkillers because of these types of doctors. And one of the women I know was pregnant and taking 5 (10mg) vicodin at time every…

Who are these doctors? Everyone I know that's been pregnant has to barter with God himself for a Tylenol. I don't get it. People with actual pain can't get medicine but tools with addictions can get a 500 count bottle every 30 days.

Wait, what? During my brief pregnancy my doctor told me that I shouldn't even be taking acetaminophen if I could help it. And I had HORRIBLE migraines. Who are these doctors actually prescribing opioids to pregnant women?! Unless they've all got broken bones I can't imagine why that would be necessary. Am I forgetting…

I work for a university and advise student groups. When I first started, students would regularly have to submit a particular annual report to the advisory council. I was supposed to assist with this/help review the forms. I okayed a few and sent them on to the higher ups.

Wait, which one of these people doesn't understand how things work in the real world:
The student or the teacher?

Right? I'm obsessed with that show and after a while the stories just kind of become one f-ed up blur in my mind. There should be a word for it .

I'm gonna go to Gawker for that. And straight to hell after.

Maybe the dead ones are all male.

I looked it up. I had never heard of this, and I'm surprised that it's apparently relatively common (wikipedia says 0.26% of births). Then again, that explains

A friend's mother had the same thing in reverse. She had a large benign tumour in her uterus that she refused to have removed because she thought of it as a…

Not witty, no. But what haunts me is how utterly baffled she looks. That is not the face of someone who fully understands what is happening to them at this moment.

Wait she moved out? And left the boxes with seven dead babies in the garage? I know this is a little strange to focus on, but wouldn't you remember to pack that? She must have wanted to be caught somehow.

I was going with 'meeeeeeep'.