Well, let her know that I know at least three thin, beautiful blondes who are perpetually single. It has nothing to do with their looks, because they are all well above average. They are unpleasant or neurotic.

Of course. I gave up looking at those things and my self-esteem skyrocketed.

This made me LOL.

That’s a really good question. I have three daughters, and two choose to wear bikinis. For me, it’s not about the amount of skin showing, but how closely the suit resembles a “sexy” adult bikini.

And there was the girl reporter (Zosia Mamet) who invited Peggy to the raided party in Greenwich Village!

I don't think everyone should feel the same way about abortion as I do. I DO think they shouldn't let their views obstruct a medical procedure. If you don't like abortion, don't have one.

I had no idea that this existed in Nepal. However, I am aware that Jewish Orthodox and certain Muslims ostracize menstruating women in a nearly equally disgusting manner.

So what I think is that one or two guys provide a distraction while the rest discreetly grab and dash. Or they just swarm the store and there's fuckall the sales associates can do about it.

Dude, there’s a store on the Upper East Side where the fashionable public school kids buy their clothing. I checked it out one day. The clothing is seriously trashy, lots of tie-dye glittery semi-sluttacious fringed, acid-washed shit.

Swear to god, I just ate half a Hershey bar (I know, not really chocolate) because I felt some chocolate would push me off the low-carb plateau I'm on right now. I still have chocolate on my fingers.

You essentially pinch the bridge of the nose, way up high and sort of *in* so you're lightly pressing on the eyeball and the tear ducts. I don't know, the ophthalmologist showed her what to do, and it helps.

Your eyes drain to the back of your throat, too. It’s all connected.

Ew. I DO know because I have three kids and it would NEVER occur to me to change a diaper on any eating surface ever.

Remember when Prince kicked Kim off the stage at one of his shows because she couldn't dance worth a damn? Good times.

I really like her.

Rob is fat now, of course his ass is. When he was thinner, he had a nice proportional bubble butt.

And just to be a pedant, that's how the STORY goes. Because it's scientifically impossible.

This shit happens. It’s happening to me. I’ve had to sit at dinner with my MIL and SILs who have kickass careers rail against “useless” SAHMs “who sit at home and get their nails done” and “waste their lives”. These women who are feminists denigrate my choice to be a homemaker.

And they were hella ugly.

Uh no. We are all grown adults and I don't need to listen to someone yell at me like I'm a little kid because — anything.