It's like adoption. She custom-ordered a baby and now doesn't want it.

J. Peterman has caftans. And now the site has photos of the clothing in addition to those misleading watercolors. But some of the caftans are appealing...

In all fairness, though, sometimes poor people get invited to a meal they don't have to pay for. We don't have the budget to eat anything but carefully-planned home cooking, but sometimes grandma takes the kids for Chinese dumplings or burgers. And I've often done impromptu potlucks with other families.

Oh man, I want to see photos.

Those people are being gracious. My go-to compliment for an ugly baby is “awww, so precious!” Because all babies are precious. You don't have to lie, and it's still a compliment to the parents.

My sister does that for me. I call her “FB Digest”. She texts me screenshots of all the most laughable posts in her feed. We have a few cousins who keep us entertained. I appreciate her diligent work that keeps me off FB.

Nature has a way of making you forget the unpleasantness and the human race continues. And if the idea of giving birth vaginally is that scary to you, you can always opt for a c-section. Don't be scared! It's all worth it, IMO.

He's no prize, either, but they should just leave him alone. If he's not part of the juggernaut, ignore him!

I’m sorry. It must be awful. The only thing we’ve experienced was an infestation of lice. It’s not as expensive as bedbugs, though.

Well, Vanessa is a brown person who got into bed with a racist scumbag and it didn’t bother her. Until she was about to lose her gravy train. His bigotry was only of interest as leverage. Otherwise, she was happy to service the old racist fucker.

In spring 2005, Randy Wymore, associate professor of pharmacology at Oklahoma State University, stumbled across an article about morgellons. Reading about the fibres sufferers believed were the byproduct of some weird parasite, but which were dismissed by dermatologists as humdrum environmental detritus, he thought,…

Jesus. Is your sister okay?

I'm okay with keeping mum when someone confesses to shoplifting or littering while drunk. But if it involves minors and sex and alcohol, I'm okay with tattling.

Law enforcement is not bound by the guidelines of AA.

He proposed AFTER knowing that he had hooked up with her father.

Read “Lolita”. It'll give you some insight into how a twisted fuck thinks about prepubescent children and makes it sound almost romantic.

I have never met a woman who didn’t have an unnecessary c-section. Every woman I’ve talked to is absolutely convinced that *hers* was medically necessary and that it saved her life or the baby’s.

But it’s worth it, IMO. That stuff never goes out of style and it’s good quality.

Man, I hope someone figures this out already. I’m still shocked that no one has.

I'd MUCH rather read what you have to say about it.